Yes it's Southern!

Have you ever had a BLESS YOU HEART moment with a doctor?

Spend as much time as the doctor will allow trying to explain what all is going on. They tell you to take off the clothes, get on the table, all the while you are still explaining. They are messing with their computer entering shiznet.  Your still talking...they aren't really listening and haven't been after the first 2 mins. They poke a little. "Does it hurt here?" OK they are poking the wrong area....didn't listen. Point them in the right direction....yessss it hurts there!! THEY just can't see anything wrong. DUH. You didn't read my records, you don't want my 5 inch thick records from the GOOD doctor...."too much to read"...AWWWW. You went in prepared, you have been 5 times in the last month with the same complaint. (they really didn't remember that) You have explained everything. Then you get it again. "I really don't see anything" ,"Not sure what is going on", "not sure what will help", my favorite...."LET'S TRY THIS"!! You told them 3 things you need help with, 1 is urgent because you just can't take it anymore. They decide it might be something totally different than what you said...so they give you something for that! Bless their heart! Didn't hear a damn thing after the first couple of minutes. STANDARD! Bless their Heart!! ( yes that is sarcastic)

CAN I SLAP SOMEBODY???